The discreet vibrator that got me through living in a house share

Updated: 10/02/2020

Most of us have been there, living in a house share, sharing an apartment or even just living at home and if you have been in this type of living situation you will know how hard it is to use sex toys.

Vibrations, buzzes, mechanical whirring and even storing your sex toy is a hassle. Something I always found weird was that sex was so much easier to hide than sex toys, does anyone else feel the same?

I have always been an incredibly horny person and when I was living in a house share trying to find the right time to masturbate and be discreet about things was a hard task.

All the sex toys I owned were just way too loud, I had nowhere to store them and I could never quite get into it because of the fear that someone could hear the noises coming from my sex toys.

My friend introduced me to an incredibly silent vibrator, you can read the full story here. She lived with her parents who would have died had they known she was using a sex toy and riding her college professor but what they don’t know won’t hurt them.

The vibrator she introduced me too is the one I want to share with you guys.

The Most Silent Vibrator I Own

This got me through a house share where you could literally¬†hear people breathing in the next room. It may look small but it’s incredibly powerful, extremely quiet and utterly easy to store away as it does look so discreet.

Tracey Cox (the brains behind this vibrator) is an acclaimed sex expert and with her expertise, you will find this vibrator is also waterproof so if going in the shower or taking a bath is your only ‘alone time’ this bullet vibrator is ideal.

The pinpoint stimulation this bullet vibrator delivers is out of this world, I used to slip into my bed and hold the vibrator onto my clit and within minutes I was climaxing again and again.

I love this whisper-quiet powerful vibrator so much that I still use it to this day, even with my boyfriend. I just love how powerful it is, how simple it is to use and the accuracy of the vibrations that send me into orgasm overload whenever I need them too.

Make sure to also check out my full sex toy collection, it’s filled with sex toys that I use every day.

Living In A Quiet House Trying To Get Yourself Off

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I know how hard it can be, I have been there more than a few times. You feel like every single buzz or noise can be heard amplified into your roommate’s bedrooms.

When I first got this vibrator I was convinced it would be just as loud as all of my other sex toys, I also worried the people in my house share would see my bullet vibrator arriving but thankfully neither of these things happened. My vibrator arrived packaged in a plain, boring, brown box and the whisper-quiet vibrations claim were entirely true.

I know how hard it can be to try and get yourself off when everyone is home, no matter where you live but this bullet vibrator did change that for me.

I would go into my bedroom, close the door and we didn’t have locks on our doors so I would push something up against it which gave me time if someone did try and come in. My other way to masturbate when in a house share was in the shower as I had my own bathroom, but I know that’s not the case for everyone.

When I was in my bed I would pull the covers up to my neck, put my laptop just above my stomach and go to town! Thankfully, my bullet vibrator was so silent but if you’re a bit paranoid the covers will muffle any noise. Also, if anyone came into my room it just looked like I was watching a movie on my laptop in bed. Thanks to the simple design I didn’t need to pull my legs back or bend over backwards to get my sex toy to work, I just held it on my clit and awaited the orgasms.

I had so many orgasms in that bedroom without anyone knowing, all thanks to an inexpensive vibrator that I kept in my closet.

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How To Make Your Vibrator Silent & Discreet

Although my bullet vibrator is totally silent and discreet I thought I would give you some of my tips that I used when I was living in a house share, they make using sex toys a lot easier and give you that extra piece of mind that nobody can hear you.

Muffle the noise with covers and clothes

muffling vibrator noise

Masturbate under the covers and wrap your vibrator in a t-shirt, anything to muffle the sound. This is what I used to do before and after I got my quiet vibrator. I was a little bit paranoid about any sort of noise travelling into my roommate’s room, the house I lived in had paper thin walls so it was really important for me to feel comfortable when masturbating.

Put some music or a playlist on

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If you listen to music regularly then your roommates shouldn’t get suspicious about a little afternoon jazz every day. Just make sure it’s not too loud so that your roommates knock on your door for you to turn it down and if you want something that won’t distract from the orgasm or be too loud, just a light playlist on your phone will do.

Use it in the bathroom with the tap running and complete privacy

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My bullet vibrator is completely waterproof so you can use it in the shower or bath and I would say this is one of the easiest ways to masturbate without anyone knowing, especially if you have your own bathroom.

If they do hear, blame it on your electric razor or electric toothbrush, it’s really easy to get away with it when you’re in the bathroom.

Use it underwater (Works amazingly)

waterproof sex toy

Sitting back in the bath, with a candle lit and a little playlist playing in the background is one of my favorite ways to use my bullet vibrator, even now.

It’s completely waterproof and feels amazing in the bath and also there’s also no cleanup. If you’re still worried try it in the shower as you can muffle everything and nobody is going to try and walk in if they hear the shower running.

If possible get a lock on your door (just in case)

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Something that really helped me relax was knowing there was a lock on my bathroom door, I had no lock on my actual bedroom door but I know that if I had one I would have been so much happier. Just knowing someone couldn’t have just walked in and caught me would have given me so much more peace of mind. Locks are really easy to install so I do recommend checking out if you can get one on your bedroom door.

How To Hide Your Discreet Vibrator

This isn’t always necessary but 9 times out of 10 making sure you store your vibrator discreetly and properly is essential to nobody finding it and accidentally stumbling across it.

I was always really careful about making sure my sex toys were properly stored and nobody would accidentally find them unless they were really, really looking for them.

Get a lockable bag/rucksack

You can easily hide a handbag or backpack, store it amongst your other bags and make it as boring as possible so that nobody would ever want to borrow it. I bought a cheap little lock for a couple of dollars and secured it to the zip and kept the key in my purse, that way if someone did find it they would have to rip it open to see what was inside.

Get a lockable box (put boring documents in it as a front)

A lockable box is another great discreet way to store your bullet vibrator, they are much harder to pry open than bags. You could also cover the vibrator with boring documents, old bills and envelopes so that anyone searching won’t look much further. I love , it’s really cheap and easy to slide under your bed or keep hidden away.

Set up fake content (cover up your vibrator with stuff unrelated to sex)

Back then I used to have my vibrator in a box, the same box had all my CD’s, junk makeup and just random boring things, if people get in your box they will get bored and leave. It’s so inconspicuous that even the nosiest people won’t think to look through a junk box.

Questions About Using Sex Toys Discreetly

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  • Why do you bother being discreet about sex toys? it’s their problem if they find it

The reason I used to hide my sex toys is because I didn’t want my roommates finding them and if I still lived in a houseshare I would still hide them, although it might be hard with how many I own now, but I still don’t fancy my mum, dad, kids (if I had them) or friends finding them.

  • How do I clean my sex toys discreetly?

Keeping your sex toys clean is a huge must, it helps prevent bacteria and it helps to prolong the life of your sex toy. I had my own bathroom so it was much easier for me to clean my sex toys but if you share a bathroom, wait for a quiet moment, slip in and clean them or go in for a shower with your sex toys wrapped in your towel and bring them out wrapped in our towel.

  • What About Shipping?

My bullet vibrator comes packaged in a discreet brown box, along with discreet shipping labels. You don’t need to worry about anyone knowing what it is.

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